COPE RECEIPTS

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Filing a formal excuse for your fictional crypto mishaps.

Mood
78%

Fictional evidence only. No wallets, trades or financial claims.

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PROOF OF COPE

PARODY • PERSONAL COPY

The dip was personal

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☺ Reason: The market is down, not me.

★ Mood: Embarrassed

✓ Conviction: 78%

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APPROVED FOR COPING

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