The evidence is emotional.

Proof of Cope ($COPE) is a meme brand with a possum auditor and a deeply unserious filing system.

Make your case

Write a fictional excuse, choose your mood and dial up your conviction. The receipt updates instantly, no account needed.

Keep the paper trail

Create an account to save a private collection. Edit, search, archive, restore or delete your receipts. Every saved receipt can receive one short server-side AI verdict on its original frozen evidence. Successful verdicts are cached; uncertain outcomes stay recorded rather than being resubmitted.

Parody, not permission

These receipts are fictional collectibles, not official records, financial advice or proof of any transaction. The app connects to no wallet and tracks no holdings, prices or trades. Keep personal and financial details out of your excuses.

Accounts use usernames and passwords. Email recovery and OAuth are not provided. Keep your password safe.